After a candid talk about men and women with a friend last night...I went and searched for the "Apple Tree Theory" Quote I came across before awhile back....and I found something really cute - The second Half of the quote which I never saw til now.
First Half: The "Theory"
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Second Half: The bit that made me laugh
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Everything here is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, aight?
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